Last night was Frankie and Jakes Bachelor/ette party. It started as a BBQ co-hosted by the Best Man/Reverend doing the ceremony Scott (whom I've known since college) and Frankie's oldest friend Kat (they met when they were like, 5).
I helped set up. I had my Tarot cards to play fortune teller (everyone liked the idea) and the Ouija Board cuz Frankie wanted to do it. I had tons of fun stuff, including a plan for 'Never Have I Ever' drinking game.
Kat made Jungle Juice. Huge bottles of liquor, fruit, and sprite in a bowl. Before the party even started I had a tall beer and 2 glasses of the juice. Yummers! Then as the food went out and the guests started to arrive, I had a beer. Then another cup of juice. Then another beer. Then I went out to the fire and we started a game of 'Never Have I Ever.' Basically people put suggestions in the jar and Kat read them aloud. If you 'ever' the statement, you take a drink. Its basically a game to see who is the sluttiest.
I went through a beer, another glass of juice and a twisted iced tea.
This is where things get fuzzy, but I do believe that is when we kidnapped Frankie and drove her to downtown Rice (I didn't drive) to get her shots at the bar. We did blowjob shots (I used my hands, I was really drunk) and Scooby Snack shots. Then we walked (or tripped ) down the block to another bar where we did Pineapple cake shots.
Once we returned I had another beer. Then Frankie, Kat and I went downstairs to Frankie and Jake's bar where I was made a double Chuck Norris (basically 2 shots of cherry vodka and 2 shots of Red Bull). I remember going out to the fire with my glow in the dark necklace and laughing. I made fun of Travis for thinking Ghost Adventures was 'real'. I think that's when I started texting people, cuz they started talking about people I didn't know and I got bored. My phone says I texted Randall, Jason, Stace, Harper and this John guy I've been considering dating. I read the texts this morning. O. M. G.
I don't remember details, but apparently I sat on the stairs and told everyone I was broken and I couldn't leave the stairs or 'bad things would happen.' I grabbed Stewie, the pug, and scared him. I told Jake I was moving in? I think I may have yelled at Determan for getting hit in the balls...again this is all really fuzzy.
This all took place from 6:45 to 1am. Then it was time for bed. I got the waterbed in the basement. Once I stumbled out of my clothes and into pajamas, I sloshed onto the bed and I think I was texting...I don't remember really. I dreamt that I was being raped by a wolf. Then I dreamt I was running from zombies. Then I woke up at 6am and had to hurry up and grab my stuff, drive to my house, shower, drive to the place I'm house sitting and take care of the dogs and promptly go back to bed. I spent most of my day apologizing to people. I think I have a problem...
All in all...I had a great night. I had a bad day.
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