I was bored. And I wanted dinner. So I went upstairs and made some food. Cheese sandwiches. Since I am a five-star chef, I thought I'd share my recipe with all of you so that you too could enjoy this culinary delight.
First, gather your supplies. NOTE: If you spend more than 9.99 on a cheese sandwich maker, you are spending too much!
Next, cut the cheese.
Assemble your sandwich. I chose to add feta cheese to this delight a) because I was out of gorgonzola, my favorite cheese and b) I'm a five-star chef dammit! WE MAKE OUR FOOD FANCY!
Now, you must wait.
It was during this time that Old Pail came into the kitchen. He and the Mrs. had been watching Die Hard in the den and heard commotion in the kitchen and Old Pail, being the alpha male, came to investigate. He was then saddened it was only me, and began to beg for a cheese sandwich.
"OH LOOK!" I replied. "Our sandiwiches are done!"
Remove from machine and consume.
So there you have it folks. Enjoy tasty five-star cuisine right in your own home!
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